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When you read those job ads "Must be able to work well under pressure and to tight deadlines in a busy office etc.."
Who would willingly walk in to such a shitty role. Perhaps if they fired the management things would improve.

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    Yeah, totally with you, that shit about pressure... You don't fucking need to press me mf, I do my best if:
    - you pay right -
    - There is enough people on team-
    - You manage with cleverness-
    - I can focus, that means you have to fix that stupid noise problem on the office-

    They are just warning you, boss is a useless disrespectful asshole.
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    I say put that on your resume. I tell interviewers I am on call 24x7 AND they should call me at 3am before hiring me - and I will deal with them waking my wife. I tell them seriously do it. They never call and it always works. I guess my experience helps as well.
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    Dev: *completes tasks and assigns to PM in Jira*

    PM: *bulk update assignment of tasks to client without testing*

    "So what is it you do here..."
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    Personal favourite is "must be able to work in a dynamic environment" - you will spend your whole day firefighting
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