I so much hyped myself in my new resume that I giggle each time I read the statements.

And that's not a good sign

@asgs why do you think so?

@latisfeire because hyping is never good. Your resume should sell what exactly you are capable of and highlight what you have achieved so far

The person reading it might giggle too

@asgs @asgs This is the single dumbest take I have ever read. Did it ever occur to you that what she has achieved so far is actually hype, and she deserves to pat herself on the back?

Or did that point miss you harder than the 80s and the Freddie Mercury Mustache. . .Seriously, ew.

Down for a little bragging? I kind of wanna see what's on it now.

@DarthGuappi did you skip the part where she said she giggled each time she read it?

@asgs No, I'm obviously too stupid to read complete sentences.

@DarthGuappi I'm glad you realised it

@asgs Seriously, get a hobby. We know YOU haven't achieved much, that's not really a reason to bring others down.

@DarthGuappi seriously, my hobby is to shame you just in case you haven't realised yet

@asgs Glad you confirmed that you are an epitome of a pathetic human being.

It’s important to make sure you are sharing highlights that will get you noticed, just make sure you’ll know how to answer someone asking you intricate details of the achievements..

@sparrowEatsHawk Thank you.

@DarthGuappi Hope she sees this bro

Probably random.

@12bitfloat Doesn't make me no difference tbh, I just can't stand people who tear others down for nothing.