If you are looking for a job. Just post on linkedin a picture of you with few children, make sure there is a blueyellow flag on it as well, and say that you are looking for a job. You will have hundreds of offers.

I don't understand.

What are you implying?

@sariel That he doesn't get job offers by his own merit, and is envious of those who get offered a job out of mercy?

It sounds like a really bitter statement to me.

I have another way - be a good dev

Just set that you're looking for job on linkedin, you will be swamped with offers? Looks like somebody's bitter for no fucking reason.

Or just pretend to be in love with Cobol.

I haven't updated my profile since before I looked for my current job. I get loads of messages based on my company and my job title. I'm a Senior Data Engineer and I've had a job offer, based on my experience, to lay data cables in the sea.

@cmarshall10450 whhhhhooooooooo 🎶 lives in a cable deep under the sea?🎶

CMARSHALL-104-50!

@sariel that's going to be my linked in tagine from now on. It's a huge salary decrease but I'm going to take the job just for the joke.

@sariel people who have families to feed can be relied on b/c otherwise their kids will starve.

That's how a CEO would view it.