IS IT REALLY SO FUCKING HARD TO CARE ABOUT CODE QUALITY AND READABILITY FFS

It is actually.

My usual process :

Make it work

Make the code GOOD

Make it work again

But when you need to do 100 things at the same time it's just

Make it work.

This is bad, but sometime no other choice

It really depends where the code is being used or what stage it's in. I never expect code to be the cleanest it can be if its going through early iterations.

Well, you were supposed to have made that feature yesterday before lunch.
On top of that, the feature has been planned since the start of the company. Oh, you ask why you haven't heard of it before and the Trello card was made yesterday after lunch? You must have some real memory problems

Says the person using no punctuation, caps all over and a acronym.