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When bae walks around naked to get you off the computer 👌🏻😁

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  • 5
    9y
    Tell him/her that the web cam is on. Problem solved!
  • 10
    9y
    She should know better. Damnit... I've gotten her pregnant twice... Want more does she want? I have to make money honey. All these fucking kids....

    I love them all though :)
  • 7
    9y
    @MadHatrix theyre sex trophies
  • 16
    9y
    My project manager walks around naked to keep me working...
  • 2
    9y
    @pardeike too many of my associates have gone blind due to this epidemic. Good luck stay safe!
  • 2
    9y
    my ex-bae left because I was too much attached to my computer than I was attached to her.
    search #algorithm still running
  • 1
    9y
    @pardeike "just keep your eyes on the screen, just keep your eyes on the screen, just keep your eyes on the screen..."
  • 1
    9y
    And the worst case is you don't notice and she has to yell at you and you think - "Hmm... Really? Right now? Just till I complete this function, please? Need the braingasm, before I can even think of other *-gasms!" 😂
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