When you are a Dev but you don't want to be single

Girl: what's your profession?
Me: I am a writer
Girl: Cool! What do you write?
Me: I write code😎

isn't that boring staring the whole day on a computer screen the whole day? oh by the way, my printer stoped working could you check that after diner please? and you know, my uncle owns a small buisness and he needs a website, could you do his site for me for free?

Imo never tell a girl about your profession and your salary
If asked about such less budget about everything, tell her its for buying a block of gold, and when asked about gold, tell her you dug a hole in someplace in the middle and put all the gold there, no questions asked

Is being a writer better? How much do they get paid? Do they even get paid? 🤓

Other options:
- I'm an architect (Software architect)
- I'm an engineer (Software engineer)

But please don't say:
- I'm a dev-rockstar
- I'm a guru
- I'm a wizard

@vasq and what should self-taught developers say? 😜

@vasq I'm a wizard

Yeah the chicks digg the starving artist/writer types 😉

Why is this tagged "funny af"... It's mildly amusing at best.

You're probably not single because you're​ a developer, it is much more likely that you lack any real social skills.

@karju really?

@karju that's awesome! Self publish anything online? I write too, had some poems published but never any of my stories...I put em all on Tumblr though

@Phlisg I'm an autodidactic wizard ;D

My former coworkers asked me what is my current job title and knew that I'm a programmer. I told them that I'm just a mere data encoder which is lower to their profession (graphic designer). Someone asked:

He: So, what do you encode?
Me: Uggh, data! Like letters, numbers, alphanumerics?
He: including semi-colon at the end of the line?
Me: Yyyyyeeess! Tehehe

I'm really shy not afraid to say about my job because some people do not know what software development is and find it boring. No wonder I don't have 5 or greater friends around me.

But, I have devRant! ^_^

Is that sort of like saying programming makes me multi-lingual?

@coffeeneia
I just have 3 friends and one of them is semi-coder. All other are skilled.

@Gahan semi-coder you mean QA?

In my country, being dev gets more ladies, let alone being software engineer

@coffeeneia if u have 4 thats more than me XD

Cool