i pack my developers' weapon box and take with me:

-- sting, a sword the size of a butter knife --
- awesome for cutting pizza
- +3 luck (while equipped, bug encounters are increased x3)
- it glows blueish when PMs are nearby.
(probs to @Fast-Nop :-)

what do you equip?

Then I'd take the other feature, a ring that makes me invisible for PMs. :)

Would you accept other gear?

Cursed spectacles
- 3x chance of preemptive bug detection
- 3x chance to begin work on under-scoped item/ticket/story

Hoodie of Wisdom
- Reduce all effort point assignments by one step

Heavy Belt of annoyence:
+3 to coding speed
+3 shout volume
x2 chance of "Can I ask you a question" encounters

Two handed Axe "conflict resolver" rare item:
x2 Code review speed
x5 git conflict resolution
x10 chance to crit dmg target ego.

Headphones of blessed silence
Magic item
Reduce chance of being disturbed by 50%.
Increase focus by 10%.
'I bless thy with the power of ANC, for your heart is just, and your annoyance clearly visible'

Set of logo stickers
Cursed crafting component
Can be combined with laptop-type items.
+15 to coding in selected language
+9 to bug detection in selected language
-10 to impostor syndrome in selected area
Curse:
Programmers below rank of tech lead gain 20% chance of being asked random questions related to selected language
Programmers of rank tech lead and higher gain +40% chance of being asked random questions related to selected language
You can combine multiple sets with single laptop. When more than 1 set is combined, all effects are weakened to 1/{number of sets} * effect value

Boots of meeting avoidance:

Equipment / Normal Item

+2 speed when leaving a meeting

+25% faster concentration regeneration after being disturbed

+60% dodge when battling a Meeting type PM

Recruiter charm:

Accessory / Magic Item

-100% chance to receive a call from a recruiter

- Selective glasses that give immunity by preventing me from seeing shitty code and also other bullshit I would otherwise see on the monitor.
- consumable for the glasses: hides also your own bullshit for an hour when smeared on the glasses

- documentation/report plugin generator. To dazzle the enemy with unnecessary infographics

Sweatpants of Unemployment
-100% workload
-100% salary
+ chance of unemployment benefits
Curse: Cannot be unequipped without a lucky roll

boots of coder
x2 walking speed while sitting

I love you guys ❤️