Ever noticed whenever you actually need a friend, none of them can be reached?

Technology has failed me. Where is my robot companion?

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    Too real
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    It applies to robots as well
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    @electrineer how?

    If you were on discord, I'd call you instead. But you have failed me too! ☚ī¸
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    You guys have friends?
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    @no-oxygen apparently not!
    Sad. ☚ī¸
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    Friends are a lie. Just like the cake
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    Too specific. Do you wanna me to be your friend?
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    "where's my robot companion?"

    As I'm listening to Mike Ladd..

    "5,000 Years West of The Future"

    "..where's my utopia.."

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    i've considered it to be normal since childhood:

    a friend was always someone who reaches out to me when they need something. i always had many friends.
    nobody had me as a friend though.
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    The bacteria, fungi, and tiny critters inside my apartment make sure to never leave me alone 😊 So blessed to have a solid support structure â˜ēī¸đŸ˜Œ
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    Too relatable.
    All those “I will always be here” people are nowhere to be found.

    And if I reach out they might respond, but there’s never a conversation, just a few quiet replies before the silence sets in again.

    It’s depressing.
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    @Root I pop in and out, do I count? 😂
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    @NoMad get a government drone -- I mean, a cockatiel
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    @Midnight-shcode holyshit is thay sad dude. I kind of realized you and I are the same on this.

    If brevity is the soul of wit, you'd be the Shakespearean of one liner tradegy.

    You cut me deep shrek. You cut me real deep.
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    Also, nomad, did I not give you my spare number?
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    i'm going to try and pretend i don't think that was meant sarcastically :)
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    @Midnight-shcode it wasnt meant sarcastically.

    I run a suicide hotline. It's supposed to be me and a few others, but typically I'm the only one that answers.
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