Don't buy stocks in companies just because your former coworkers went there and got a huge pay boost

could be abbreviated:

don't buy stocks.

@tosensei what do you buy then?

@donuts donuts

@jonas-w well I mean with the money left after food and rent

@donuts Shrek DVDs!

It's a great investment. It's inflation proof, they stay flat as the day you bought them as long as you keep them in the case.

It's also depression proof, if you're ever feeling down just pop one in and watch it for hours and hours. I guarantee you won't be sad anymore.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

@sariel Pop the dvd.... Where exactly?

@donuts Stray on PS4

@magicMirror 🤤

@donuts buy what makes you happy.

(unless it's stocks.)

@tosensei hm... Well prostitution is illegal and I live with my parents now... So all the other alternatives are off the table... Which well previously I did try but gets boring

Buy GME instead 😇