devRant has had a huge impact on my life. My poops are significantly longer and now my legs fall asleep because of it.

First it was Twitter on the shitter, then it became tweet from the seat, now it's rant while you cramp? :-p

@lreading The world needs more poets like yourself

@lreading you made my day! 😹

Reading this on the toilet seat!!!!

Legs falling asleep in 3... 2... 1... Zzzz... :-P

This might be the best testimonial yet...

A devRant branded toilet seat with PM and crazy recruiter rants on it would blow up the new devRant store.
Do it @dfox. I'll take two - literally!

@lreading your comment made my day bro!

@Jumpshot44 @dfox yeah,something like shitnews posters :P with some of the toprants would be awesome!

@triggerHappy We should start a new tag: shittalking

@lreading YOLO! shittalking starts from tomorrow morning! 😂

shittalking tag - love it!

Wow if this shit post actually gets over 100 points, I'll shit my pants and squeeze my stress ball 😅

Squishy ball!!

@host Get to getting...

@host Your move. :-P

@sterex I wonder if @host knows the squishy ball criteria is 150 now? almost there, but a deal is a deal!

@lreading I didn't realize the change until re-reading the free swag section. The learn more section still says "Or post an awesome rant that gets over 100 +1s to receive a squishy stress ball!" Well shit. I will shit my pants but I'll have to wait to squeeze that sweet orange ball another day.

150 ... ;)

@host hopefully you haven't waited this long to clean up, but it looks like you're the proud owner of a squishy ball!