HR: why you want to work with us.

Me inside: you stupid, because you need my skills and I need your stupid money, stop reading articles about stupid interview questions.

Me: because I love to work on such amazing environment, and I really love the technology you're using.

And you have a fucken vacancy for a developer.

What's the environment of your company before?

Me: There's a one eco-friendly lamp, an abstract construction painted frame, and mac computers.

Oh! Your plant looks good. (Points out a plant near the HR's chair)

HR: (Smirks) Artificial only. But your the first person who admires that. You can now proceed to the skills exam, btw. ;)

Me: (meh)

HR want to see if you are human. So they ask questions to make sure we pass the turing test, while sometimes, they fail the same test.

If everyone feels the same and those hrs knows it.... Why do t we answer plainly?

Any HR on devrant ?