Browsing to a porn site while still being in the corporate VPN.
Got a proxy page which said this type of content isn't allowed at work. Nearly had a heart attack ;D

Ha!

Haha, they can't track you, right?

@silkfire logs...

@irilias penetration testing

Been there. I think most companies realize you're human and that you make mistakes. Humans are horny and error prone. Besides. Having a good, solid wank makes you better at your job. Just...wait until you get home to do it.

thats a really nice one. but im curious. were you at home at that time?^^

@deusprogrammer I completely agree. Besides... pop ups happen. If I had a dollar for every time I triggered the firewall at a workplace... I'd probably get a call from the IRS wondering where all the extra money is from.

Yeah I also think that nobody will care if it will be once from time to time ... But it's still nothing I want to discuss with my chief ;)

Heck once my personal laptop still had PornHub pulled up on it and I opened it and was lucky I hit the mute button followed by the close button quickly enough.

@deusprogrammer
This also exactly my problem, my brother uses my work laptop, and everytime i opened firefox new tab, I have pornhub and 2 managers beside me waiting to see something, I send my brother stop fapping on Firefox Idiot! Fap on Edge, Edge it Asshole

at pornhub this might be a good point

Our firewall blocks quite a lot of stuff
Also pages which I wanted to visit purely for research
Some are backed for no reason
I can of course understand that they blocked YouTube, I blocked it at home as well because it sucked too much if my time

Also, every second guy in the company has a unlimited data plan, including me, so if I REALLY NEED to visit a site - I do

Just browse russian porn websites. probably isn't blocked.

You'd think that on devrant people would know what a VPN is, but judging by the comments...oh well.