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dude fuck fucking salesforce i fucking hate the day someone came up with the brilliant ass idea of inventing this garbage crm software that i must deal with even though it is not my area. i fucking hate the developer experience to do third-party implementations, not letting you upload changes to another environment for the sake of """"good practices"""", the fucking interface is slow as shit i could've already had intense hto sex, taken a shit, cook lunch and sleep 2 hours before it can load a single retarded lightning page.
why? WHY? WHYYY? WHY MUST THIS ASSWARE EXIST? WHY?

AS A FACT I'VE WRITTEN THIS RANT BEFORE THE DAMN PAGE EVEN LOADED A CONFIGURATION SECTION. GOD HELP US.

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  • 1
    Copado.

    There's a free tier that brings sanity to the dev deployment.

    Also, fuck Salesforce.
  • 1
    My condolences
  • 3
    As a representative of the salesforce team we are truly sorry to hear about your experience, so stop talking about it.

    What CRM?
  • 2
    I'm still not over how dumb these safety locks are for a development environment. I hate this software I wish I've never met a company that uses it actively (or at least not be assigned to it as I shouldn't be)

    @Hazarth

    Idk, I don't even think this IS a CRM on how it looks. Salesforce looks like my first UI design when I was 14 but with actual functioning code (that sucks ass) and don't even get me started on Lightning lmao
  • 0
    Ah yes. I don't miss it.
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