Management fixes our slow running buggy code problem by exactly copying every file into separate version control depots so that Dept A does have to deal with Dept B bugs and Dept B does have to deal with Dept A bugs to the same files.

Management: Here's our Conflict-free Replicated Data store using local-first implementation of a collaborative process.

Also management: you are not allowed to collaborate, actually.

Also also management: enjoy the silence and the consistency though!