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Roses are red
Violets are fucking violets
Fuck the police
Fuck this world
Fuck this galaxy in particular
Fuck the universe -
I would like to send it to my girlfriend.
Wait.. my girlfriend don't know anything​ about SQL.
Wait ... I don't have any girlfriend.
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AccessViolation: "What are you talking about? Leave me alone, nerd!" ... ... ... "ok" :(
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Shouldn't it be "If you are a table..."?
Mind you all, most recipients of such romantic words are not tables by the way.
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