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I have this amazing idea, said John
I ask John about this amazing idea.

John goes on to say that it will change the world and solve world hunger.

I ask him again, what's your idea?
John says my idea is to 'solve world hunger'! AMAZING RIGHT?

now now John, so you're gonna do it like (provide a few solutions)..
John says yeah that was exactly what my idea was (ah. Fuck you)

So John now is under the delusion that he can solve world hunger and the steps to do it came from his own ostrich-brained imagination...

Tiny fuck doesn't even realize the fact that he plagiarized.

Now we look into the future where I ask John honestly that he should come up with his own idea to solve world hunger and not use mine.

JOHN GETS ANGRY
John asks 'do you actually think that was your idea? We were brainstorming man, I told you we had to solve world hunger and only because of my voice did I spark that idea in you, I created that idea man'

So, well since he's plagiarized so much I told him that I had this plan to perform a hunger strike in the grand Canyon to get some attention..

Fidgety little bitch found another idea to steal and he was like good idea!! I'm booking my flight to the Grand Canyon now!

What bout me I ask? He says man take some rest let me face the pressure (and the glory apparently)

Well, John did not return.
Poor stupid John did not realize that I had been joking and got his little ass fired under the direct sun in the grand canyon

Moral of the story :
I WILL DESTROY YOUR HOMES AND YOUR LIVES PLAGIARISTS, I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU *cough**cough*
Damn that Sulphur hexafluoride actually worked!

Comments
  • 4
    Note : John is a fictional representation of this kinda character and I'm sorry if I offended any John's out there. Truly
  • 0
    @g-m-f I didn't slander anyone lol, if you're talking about people with the name John , I'm not offending them..
  • 0
    Gun shots screams explosions
    I sleep
    John is not fictional
    REAL SHIT!!!!!
  • 5
    Reading this like
  • 0
    Well it wasn't about world hunger.. That was just a representation
  • 1
    Ideation is like, 10% or less of a project's worth. Unless it's on a patent, it isn't worth arguing about.
  • 0
    The problem here is 'John' just came up with a problem to solve, I gave the ideas to solve it... Now John claims these methods to be his without acknowledging the fact that I came up with it.
  • 1
    @TheAnimatrix welcome to having tits? Sure, it's annoying, but no one cares that it was initially your idea. Complaining about it will just make you look petty.
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