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Hazarth92592ySo now instead of just one empty room it's an empty room with a big couch in the middle...
and you thought this is less creepy? Why don't you also add a sink and few bloody bone saws will you? -
You should get a barstool and keep a small collection of space jam DVDs (maybe 5 or 10) on it and never let anyone sit on the barstool. Serial killer type stuff
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Never mind girls, I bought my couch so I would listen to new music with my main speakers. I have yet to listen to one new album. The couch is the best place to be in though.
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sariel85872yYou know what girls really can't get enough of?
Guys who have the confidence to do what they want because they want to and not because they want to impress a girl.
Don't be a limp penis and attract girls that want to be impressed. Much like your perceived motives, their vanity is a candy coating on a shit nugget.
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk -
@electrineer I never knew that, but couches are awesome. A huge change from working and eating at the desk for years.
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bols597752yBrah, logically when one considers what fresh fuckery relationships almost always sneak upon us with, you're actually ahead by a few light years. Look around you, the tragic, the lost... and count your blessings things...
!dev
Before I bought a couch, I thought I had to get a couch because when I have a girl at my place, she will definitely think I'm a serial killer who's going to murder her.
Now that I have my couch, yeah I still don't have any girls over.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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