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Before I bought a couch, I thought I had to get a couch because when I have a girl at my place, she will definitely think I'm a serial killer who's going to murder her.

Now that I have my couch, yeah I still don't have any girls over.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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  • 9
    probably bought the wrong couch then
  • 1
    I thought couches are meant to nail women from the behind
  • 3
    So now instead of just one empty room it's an empty room with a big couch in the middle...

    and you thought this is less creepy? Why don't you also add a sink and few bloody bone saws will you?
  • 1
    You should get a barstool and keep a small collection of space jam DVDs (maybe 5 or 10) on it and never let anyone sit on the barstool. Serial killer type stuff
  • 3
    Never mind girls, I bought my couch so I would listen to new music with my main speakers. I have yet to listen to one new album. The couch is the best place to be in though.
  • 4
    You know what girls really can't get enough of?

    Guys who have the confidence to do what they want because they want to and not because they want to impress a girl.

    Don't be a limp penis and attract girls that want to be impressed. Much like your perceived motives, their vanity is a candy coating on a shit nugget.

    Thanks for listening to my Ted talk
  • 1
    @sariel Well said. Thank you!
  • 1
    @electrineer I never knew that, but couches are awesome. A huge change from working and eating at the desk for years.
  • 1
    Brah, logically when one considers what fresh fuckery relationships almost always sneak upon us with, you're actually ahead by a few light years. Look around you, the tragic, the lost... and count your blessings things...
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