My afternoon has been worse than pulling teeth:

Me: "Hey services admin group, I need a ClientSecret generated."
Services Admin: "We can't do that, but we talked to the original dev team and they can. Go to their Slack channel and someone there will do it for you."
Me: "Hey original dev team, can you create a ClientSecret for me?"
Dev Team: "Does your team lead sign off on this?"
Team Lead: "Give him whatever permission he needs!"
Dev Team: "You should be able to give him whatever permissions he needs"
Team Lead: "I cannot"
Dev Team: "We just gave you permissions to give him permissions"
Team Lead: "I don't know how to give him the permissions he needs. Why didn't you just give him permissions"
Dev Team: "This scales better"