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cantleave
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i hate everything about programming except programming.

i hate version control, i hate agile, i hate package managements, i hte deploying, i hate clients. I hate that i cant get shit done.

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  • 12
    9y
    I hate jira, I hate slack, I hate meetings, I hate motivation speeches, I hate that people make my life so miserable i resort to smoking and drinking coffee in industrial quantities so that i can temporarily resolve the stress.
  • 8
    9y
    I hate IE8 IE9 IE10. Edge is ok.
  • 2
    9y
    @devRantUser42 its like nobod goddamn fucking realises that maintaining a shitload of packages takes time and effort.
  • 0
    9y
    God i hate my life. I hate that I need to spend weekends and evenings to study facebook's shiny new api or god knows what we using in the next project - apparently research time is not included in the 'sprint'.
  • 4
    9y
    Stand up meetings, scrum meetings, project managers, product managers, managers, open office layouts
  • 6
    9y
    Fuck open office layout. Im not working in a god forsaken call center am I? HELLO! Im trying to do intelectual work here. I dont give a fuck about your weekend adventures.
  • 12
    9y
    Also, fuck Donald trump
  • 3
    9y
    I actually like version control (Git or hg). I enables me to go mental when experimenting and just rollback the project if the experiment went pear shaped.

    I do however hate centralized VCS.
  • 3
    9y
    Power ranting!!!
  • 3
    9y
    I'm at the point where's it's just easier and quicker to list the things I like.
  • 3
    9y
    Why can't we go back to more civilised times with 30 includes in the <head>? None of this WebPack, Grunt and Gulp business.

    Seriously though, I sometimes spend way too much time configuring all these different build and dependency management tools. I feel your frustration.
  • 1
    9y
    @cantleave Don't allow that! Research is definitely not part of your 'own time'...
  • 0
    9y
    @kshep92 I was not ranting about concatinating and minifying files, which is a must imo.
  • 1
    9y
    @cantleave sorry, was sticking some of my own peeves in there.
  • 0
    9y
    so Im making a new website for my sport club, and they want it a key feature to be ready now. the key feature is a calendar that's linked to a google calendar account. okay cool but I run my php locally on 5.5 and on 5.6 on my servers, I can put the new website on there existing server with php 5.3 al the way to 7 so no problem there. I found a package that is pretty much a must. BUT I must install it using php 7. why?!??;? dont you guys know how frustrating it is to update php on Windows. and when you get it running you need openssl to be enabled. and composer says to disable tsl. why does only that damn package need to run php 7
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