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I can't stop myself from thinking like a computer when I'm sick.

The OS that runs my body is kinda fucked up right now. It was very vulnerable and now it got infected by viral executables sent out by an agent which happens to be on same work network that I'm connected to. Well, it executed and populated feelings of infatuation and crush in my heart drive. ( pun intended )

As a precaution, I patched the vulnerabilities by masking response of my Emotions API.

To further secure my system, I'll be executing memory intensive tasks that will also put my hardware to it's limits. According to my estimates, this will stall further execution of this infection and eventually kill them while rewarding me with upgraded hardware.

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  • 2
    Get well soon.
  • 4
    Console.log('get better soon, relax dude');
  • 3
    I normally eat hot curry and brew up something called a "hot toddy" which for the not Scottish among you is:

    Honey, lemon, sugar, hot water and whiskey.

    Optionally with as much hot sauce as you can handle.

    This usually results in a horribly uncomfortable hot night, however, the viral infection doesn't seem to stick around in such hot and volatile conditions.
  • 1
    Get an antivirus.
    Or better yet install linux
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