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I'm scared of databases. What if I go to the bathroom and my dog or the Cookie Monster gets into my laptop and drops a table? How could I explain that?

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  • 8
    3y
    You leave your laptop unlocked?
  • 5
    3y
    You stay signed in on your database 24/7?
  • 3
    3y
    @Linux what if I lock it but the Cookie Monster knows how to unlock it?
  • 3
    3y
    Or you could use a user without drop permissions, and only explicitly switch to a more privileged user for destructive operations.
  • 1
    3y
    @lessi

    You have weak Password?
  • 2
    3y
    Take your laptop with you to the bathroom and lock the door. Hopefully Cookie Monster won’t chew the lock off, so leave a huge jar of chips ahoy in front
  • 0
    3y
    Win + L and maybe logout from any database tool?
  • 1
    3y
    You love with the cookie monster?
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