Use this as a template to send rejection letter to your recruiter as a revenge.

"Dear Recruiter,

Thank you for considering me for the software engineering position at your company. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your offer.

As a highly qualified and skilled software engineer, I am confident that I could bring a great deal of value to your organization. However, after reading the job description and learning more about your company, I have come to the realization that I am simply too good for the position. I have no interest in joining a team where my talents and abilities would be underutilized and unappreciated.

Furthermore, I am a bit concerned about the working environment at your company. I have heard rumors that the office is dingy, the cafeteria food is subpar, and the company culture is lacking. I am a true perfectionist, and I refuse to settle for anything less than the best.

In conclusion, I must decline your offer. I wish you and your company the best of luck in finding a candidate who is worthy of the position.

[Your Name]"

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    Bold of you to assume they'll read after first paragraph with rejection. Many are good at writing walls of texts, but aren't prepared for reading such long-form sincerities.

    Good attempt though!
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    @vintprox Who cares if they read or not. Its just like if candidates read rejection or not. I doubt they are good at writing walls of text. They have templates for everything including rejection.
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    @jassole lol they'll be using AI to write the rejection letters soon enough.
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    @iSwimInTheC this was written by one.
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