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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the airport, I was at the bars getting shitfaced before my flight. The people all held their luggage with care, in hopes that someone wouldn’t clog the line up for 20 fucking minutes.

The luggage was all nestled and packed with care
And I with my cheese its and Carmel m&ms, would soon to be snacking in the air overhead.

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    The lack of rhymes somehow makes this better.
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    @Root the security guard is eyeing me sitting at the closed bar. Like I know u know I want to steal food and alcohol but you don’t have to make me feel bad about it
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