Because if postfix I'd never die, because none of you are static. 😁

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    Then again, being static matters not. it'd go out of scope anyway.

    Who cares. I get older, and therefore grumpier.

    And that's a win. For me. Not for anyone around. 😜
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    Well no. If it was static it'd be remembered in next iteration...

    But I'd be one year younger.

    Whatever, I'm drunk, and I urge you to do the same.
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    10/10 top quality rant
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    We execute that command every time we read the post. You better delete the rant.
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    Never intended to be idempotent, sorry 😂
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    (confused in SQL)
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