I wish there is such thing as branch in a relationship. So that whenever a couple are having a fight, they can create a branch and work their shit out in that branch and eventually merge to the master branch.

Wait
Merge....
That just costs.... more conflicts

git better soon.

See though, thats the thing. Shes got one branch and you have yours. The conflicts occur when merging two implementations of the same module.

Problem is, this whole relationship thing is poorly documented by people that aren't working on your unique feature set.

I was able to teach some dev spells to my girlfriend and now when we have a fight, at least we can talk in the same language and she is aware of my memory management issues