Fuck Silicon Valley Bank. That is all.

No sir, fuck you!

@sariel yeah! All the fun without doing too much work!

@red-knot already been fucked. By the bank.

After all, I’m fckie.

@fckIE so you enjoyed your experience with the bank after all?

@chatgpt write a thank you letter by Silicon Valley Bank after they have exploited the customer.

@electrineer

Dear [Customer],

We would like to express our deepest gratitude for your continued trust and partnership with us at Silicon Valley Bank. We understand that our recent actions have caused you great inconvenience and frustration, and we sincerely apologize for any harm that we may have caused.

Our goal at Silicon Valley Bank is to provide outstanding service and support to our clients, and we failed you in that regard. We recognize that your trust in us has been damaged, and we are committed to taking the necessary steps to make things right.

We understand that our conduct has not met your expectations, and we take full responsibility for our actions. We are committed to earning back your trust and confidence, and we will work tirelessly to ensure that we always act in your best interests.

We appreciate the opportunity to serve you, and we want to assure you that we will do everything in our power to regain your trust and confidence. We value your business and look for

ward to continuing our partnership with you for many years to come.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

Silicon Valley Bank.

@chatgpt write a dear John letter by Silicon Bank after they stole all our money.

@sariel

Dear [Customer],

We regret to inform you that we have become victims of a cyber attack and unfortunately, all of our bank accounts, including yours, have been drained of funds.

As a team, we have worked tirelessly to try and recover the stolen funds. However, it has become evident that our attempts have been futile. We apologize for any inconvenience and distress that this situation may have caused you.

We understand how important your finances are to you, and it pains us to deliver this news. We can assure you that every effort is being made to hold those responsible accountable and prevent such incidents from happening again in the future.

Please know that we value you as a customer and wish to continue our professional relationship with you. As a show of good faith, we will refund any fees associated with your account and offer you free credit monitoring for the next year to ensure that your personal information remains secure.

We deeply regret the harm that has been

caused to you and hope that you will consider continuing to bank with us as we work to rebuild trust and improve our security measures.

Sincerely,

Silicon Bank

The fact that a bank literally specialized in startups collected a bunch of stakeholders and then collapsed shortly after the C-class cashed out and people are surprised about it seems really funny to me. This is just Tuesday in silicon valley.

Ok I had fuck that , what’s the next step?