Buyer's remorse is a bitch. Yes, it's the top shelf gadget. Yes, it may very well save my life. Yes, I've wanted it badly since it got released. Yes, I will be using it on every occasion.

But it's 300€ ffs...

Smart Dildo 6000?

@electrineer cardo packtalk edge

Understandable.
But you have it, and haven’t decided to return it, so you might as well enjoy it!

Well, you seem to be a motorcyclist - so might as well enjoy life while it lasts. And yes, hands-free communication is a safety feature.

@Demolishun Nah. Not particulary risk averse - but skydiving, freeclimbing or motorcycling doesn't make you a Darvin Award participant. These are risky activities - but they aren't the stupid ideas, the Darwin Awards are made to honor.

@Demolishun Sure, it is trading life expectancy for fun. But it isn't incredibly stupid. Nor is it surprisingly dangerous for the actor (it is an order of magnitude more dangerous than driving a car, but novbody is surprised by that).