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So our our next role, what we are really looking for you to have is:

- manipulating PM’s so they fight with each other and not me ✅
- ignoring people when they don’t say anything of substance ✅
- practicing music and drums while in meetings ✅
- getting conversational with people strategically✅
- saying no to HR ✅
- confusing clients into doing what I want them to ✅
- dancing while coding ✅
- creating illusions ✅

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  • 4
    Now it's confirmed, playing drums isn't music.
  • 2
    @electrineer "playing drums isn't music."

    in some circles, saying things like that might result in violence.

    like in drum circles.

    they have pointy sticks, watch out!
  • 3
    Beware, if you do all those things and scam enough people, you might become a billionaire. Or even worse, a tech mogul.
  • 3
    @Wisecrack luckily drummers aren't usually the sharpest tools in the box so they don't understand when they're mocked
  • 3
    @electrineer drum make boom boom noise me feel powerful 🤤
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