Today my girlfriend of 5 years asked me to make her an app, and continued «It will be super easy to make!»...

I feel... betrayed.

I hope your girlfriend is not 5 years old

@GarreauArthur I sure hope so too! She looked a lot older than a newborn when I met her, though.

@GarreauArthur a five year old for a product owner might be surprisingly nice.

@starless Actually the difference to a regular client might be not so big after all. Both will throw at tantrum at some point.

@starless definitely! I'll just bring chocolate and ice cream if I miss a deadline, and make sure there are plenty of dragons and/or puppies in my product... Actually, the more I think about it I'm starting to believe my gf is actually a 5yo product owner disguised as a female in her 20s.

@Alice next she will be my project manager, have an mba, no technical knowledge, and call in hour long meetings related to hr shit.

So now that she is your client, what did you two agree on for payment? I hope she didn't say experience or exposure

@HoloDreamer other kinds of experience iykwim

@HoloDreamer to (partially) quote kingsman, "If you [build this app] we can do it in the asshole"