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JsonBoa
2y

I got my dirty fingers on this leak of an AMAZING ML model capable of pondering EVERY PARAMETER IN THE UNIVERSE and saying if your business idea needs improvement or is good to go.
BEHOLD THIS 100% PURE PYTHON SOLUTION:

```python
import random

def magic(*args, **kwargs):
if random.random() > 0.5:
return "Good to go!"
else:
return "Requires improvement on value proposition"
```

This LEAK is from a startup that just received 4 BILLION USD IN VENTURE CAPITAL to improve their AI SYSTEMS.
Literally enough money to solve world hunger forever.
Who else is gonna invest in NEW THERANOS ADVANCED A.I. RESEARCH INTERNATIONAL INC?

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  • 9
    No blockchain no investment
    Sorry bud
  • 6
    @ars1 Blockchain is sooooo last year, keep up with insipid tech blabber fashion, dude. Next year we will all be talking about the EyePhone and how it's 'totally not VR' or something.
  • 4
    No LLM: no money. Come back when you've integrated chatgpt.
  • 1
    @rantydev each and every conceivable parameter is already taken in consideration by the model (the **kwargs option)
  • 0
  • 1
    My PM the other day:

    "Hey guys, what do you think if we create a new chatbot specific to our **very niche** industry? It will help us developing faster!"

    Me:

    😩 "Owh no.. not again..."

    as if we're not already short-staffed doing regular work. 😥
  • 0
    Put me in for 3B. I got some loose change I gotta git rid of...
  • 0
    @JsonBoa Holy shit, I was joking. And a couple weeks later Apple did I did launch an in-your-face iPhone. Shit, that is bound to be the next big stupid thing, ain't it?
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