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Good luck finding a dev.

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  • 19
    8y
    They basicly want a stackoverflow AI

    Also:
    Java Multithreading but no java required 🤔
  • 3
    8y
    In search of the unicorn....
  • 2
    8y
    The truth, I do not know but surely for other jobs do not ask for as much skills as for dev, devops etcetc; It is as if it recruiter Google search "dev skill", and starts to copy and paste
  • 5
    8y
    Did that recruiter just go and copy paste all languages he heard of or something?
  • 2
    8y
    He lacked experience in programming in binary language directly
  • 3
    8y
    For less than 200$ are they on drugs 😒
  • 4
    8y
    Definetly Copy&Paste. 'Android SDK' and 'Android Development Toolkit'. Is the exact same requirement twice.
    So have you to be twice as good in it?
  • 0
    8y
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • 6
    8y
    Dreamweaver, what the actual fuck.
  • 2
    8y
    Random web designer/developer programmer word generator
  • 1
    8y
    @tarstrong $154.25 in America...
  • 1
    8y
    @lunarkittie I'm scared hahaha this is so unreasonable
  • 1
    8y
    I wonder how he found many of those names! Some of them are even new to me (as a dev)!
  • 1
    8y
    He forgot to mention that you also have to master the 36 Chambers - both Shaolin and the Wu Tang album. And master Yoda has to approve your use of the force while your father doesn't find your lack of faith disturbing.
  • 0
    8y
    And Cobol, where is cobol, fucking offer 😂
  • 4
    8y
    @anyhus they forgot waterbending, levitation, and a green thumb
  • 3
    8y
    @lunarkittie and parseltongue.
  • 0
    8y
    Where do I apply?
  • 0
    8y
    I can pull off a solid third of those!
  • 1
    8y
    Damn! Pretty sure he used an sql query to get all these names ! xD
  • 2
    8y
    So is this like one of those, circle the ones you like, or...
  • 2
    8y
    Ctrl c ctrl v ok I'm ready for lunch he he he

    Red Foreman: "Dumbass".
  • 0
    8y
    Goddamn fucking recruiters its almost like an ad for everything that's used in a firm... And they expect a intern to do all that... May be its a per day salary
  • 1
    8y
    @simeg Hahaha I was just about to comment on that 😂
  • 2
    8y
    @lunarkittie and they forgot the requirement for proficiency in telepathy
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