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v1.2 rolled back previous patch due to regression issues causing instant brain hemorrhaging. Our apologies for taking 20 days to fix this. We really should write more unit tests.
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Still waiting for the OTA, looks like I'll have to flash a custom ROM to get this update.
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What? That seems like a big buff! Now me and all other Alien races, secretly planning to destroy all human beings, are in a disadvantage. // Yeah, asymmetrical games and patches.
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"Oops. Your files have been encrypted! Pay with your soul to decrypt them and retain your files."
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wizzzard8057yWhy the fuck are the devs spending time fixing these useless bugs?? Who cares about eyelashes or tongue-biting, like seriously!?? WHEN WILL U FIX THE IMPORTANT STUFF???? I've waited for months for a patch for the carpal tunnel syndrome bug!!!1one
If you don't get off your lazy asses and fix the issues that I personally deem the most important, I will cancel my subscription. This game sucks. *continues playing, while eating donuts* -
ddephor44467y@oxkipo In most dev jobs you can get high blood pressure without drinking any coffee 😤
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