Can I for once use Xcode and not get a fucking "Mach-O Linker Error"!?

"No." - Apple

"You'd better have a development team set in this signing dropdown if you're even thinking of archiving fucker" - xcode

"Sorry, [your app] cannot be downloaded at the moment" - iOS device, because automatic signing didn't quite understand you meant your whole enterprise when signing for enterprise distribution.

"Have you installed debug symbols recently? Fuck you then, the next hour of your life is mine"

"[some stupid method] has been deprecated in Xcode 9"
*look up docs*: "renamed to [SomeStupidMethod] because Steven was bored on Friday"

"Are you managing your project dependencies using pods? Fuck you! you opened the project, start again and open the workspace"

FML.

@jmacmi2 add to it:
1. So you've been tracking that bug for 5 mins already, let me give a break and show your desktop - *code crash*

2. So you want try your app on the just updated iPhone, update me to latest version you dumb fuck and wait for 4GB to finish downloading!

3. Pre-Xcode 9: have a typo in your fuction name? you are screwed now go rename it file by file as I don't like refactoring cuz it's fucking lame

4. Hey look, storyboard file opened gotta reindex from scratch!

5. Have a typo in your code? Nomore colors for you, have all code in white you dumb dev!

Aaaand the list goes on if you want

@gitpush haha oh god #2... 2 followed by "well, enjoy waiting whilst i load symbol files". Apple's big "fuck your day" to the world.

@jmacmi2 we will be lucky if it always ends in a day sometimes it takes ages :/