Pintrest-like thing: Ten things you didn't know you could do with your android phone
(Picture shows a guy holding sole phone with iOS)

Or 10 cool lighter lifehacks,with a thumbnail of a fucking paper clip stuck in the end.

Anyone making these should just go and shove their head up their mothers shit crusted manky arsehole while I wrap their intestines around their neck.

@DucksCanCode and @LetMeCode can we combine those two? Just wondering if it would be possible. Just to see what happens, of course...

@Letmecode sounds awesome! Let's do it!

@taylorviktorya @Letmecode sounds cool, can I make a few human sacrifices to get us started?

@Letmecodei wanted to sell them and get out of my massive debt, but if you really want, send me your address and I'll post them, how about teeth too? They're good stress relievers, stick them in a bag and just roll them around in your hand, it's good and cheap.

However, you probably wouldn't want to touch anything that's too do with the slimy faggoty motherfuckers I want to kill. You'll catch something.