Post what you would read in a hypothetical customerRant community

Surely they can program it for like an hour or so, they should know.

Man, I asked my neighbour (a programmer) to fix my printer. He didn't...
I asked him to hack my ex fb account. He didn't....
Every day I see him sleeping...and he turns his lights on, all night just to annoy me.
He said he worked on relationships, but I have never seen him talking with a couple...

This guys are quite stupid and mysterious, please avoid them!

Nothing.
I always maintain a bugtracker. Customer/client feedback may be harvested there.
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i just wanted him to make MY fuckin logo bigger on MY site... he's such a diva

"These fucking web devs. I just wanted them to change the background colour to blue. Not fucking dark blue, not fucking light blue - he told me to be more specific and asked for the HEX? Is he insinuating that I am a witch?! I'm contacting his boss!"

(thow in a fucking stupid hashtag about the Crusades)

@schwarmco lost it at “diva”