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Me: mom I want to configure and buy a $6000 pc
Mom: Do house chores and distribute newspaper for 5 years and you will have it. -
@DucksCanCode @QueenCodeslut The denier of demon cocks. Right. Too bad for me I guess :P.
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@DucksCanCode I only have known this girl for a little but she seems to be a person you can pull this kinda jokery with so yah :P
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@Jop- you are dutch as well aren't you? And don't worry, I am deffo not an apple guy so won't be buying an iPhone soon!
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xsacha4317y@linuxxx That's what I said until work got me a MBP, iPhone 7 and even a silly watch thing.
Now I have to worry about whether they'll be broadpwned or whatever. -
@linuxxx I liked it more too. Had I known I can't change it back for 6 months, I might not have changed it lol
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@QueenCodeslut Awhhh haha! *sets reminder for after 6 months to remind you* (nahh don't worry, I don't do reminders and that would be creepy :P)
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@linuxxx well there's myself and @QueenMorgana, Sir Dfox, and Lord @Letmecode. Yes, all this because someone called me a codeslut lol
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@QueenMorgana Awhhh thank you. Damn you both are very nice girls. Wait. A. Second. @QueenMorgana Are you the person who used to be taylorviktorya?
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@QueenMorgana Ahhh right. Was getting confused for a second but then I saw the tattoos in your avatar :).
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@linuxxx I was The Queen at school for a while, but i felt i needed to specify which queen, here
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@linuxxx Morgan La Faye is from king Arthur stories and is often considered evil, conniving, and antagonistic, portrayed as being loose with her morals. During a particularly petty argument, in which I was wrongly accused of cheating on my significant other at the time, I was compared to her and I laughed my ass off and embraced the "insult"
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@SvenLovell I am on alcohol, noticed the 25K, saw you were the 25000th upvote and wrote your name down to mention you and thank you in this rant's comments 😆 Thanks mate! And in case I haven't welcomed you yet, welcome!
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Bikonja23867yI don't know what's more confusing, you all changing your names or just you all in general :D
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@matsaki95 that was an uncaught autocorrect issue. I feel bad now 😔
As far as everyone else, I have no idea.
@trogus, I didn't mean to type "it," I meant to say "he" is just as important. -
Bikonja23867y@linuxxx I don't care if it's the Ark of the covenant, I'm not staying in line all night in order to get the privilege of paying more money for it than it's worth and I think it's hilarious watching the sheeple do it.
That's of course not just Apple fans, but it's one of the funny things they do :) -
I prefer Apple products, but that doesn’t mean that I “hate” Windows, Microsoft, Samsung, Nokia, Huawei or anyhing else that competes with Apple. I am not infatuated with anything, I just prefer working on a reliable machine with a beautiful design, a pretty GUI, native terminal and so on 😊
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@foldager Oh I deffo 'hate' a few companies, yes. I personally prefer to work on anything that's Linux related :). But hey, that's what preferences are for!
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@linuxxx I don’t know the technical terms, but isn’t macOS based on some sort of Linux/earlier? I recall a three letter combination ;-)
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@foldager Not Linux haha! I thought some other kernel though, @runfrodorun help me out here please :)
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FreeBSD was what I was looking for. Anyways - I would much rather work in macOS than Windows
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I fucking love my parents.
Came to visit them again and told them that I might buy an iPhone in the future (I fucking hate apple/i-devices and they know that).
Mom: "You are going to WHAT? Are you okay, son?"
Dad: *walks towards me and puts hand on forehead* "Hmmm, doesn't seem to be that warm. Maybe we should visit a psychiatrist soon."
Me: 😂. mom, dad, I fucking love you.
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