!dev

It's wasp season again.

Fuuuuuuuck! 😫😫😫

hope for some hornets.
these fuckers may be bigger, but they will help you against the wasps.

@rootofskynet 😒😒😒

Keep a friendly spider in your house. They are great at dealing with them.

Have some patience, in 77 years they're all dead.

@CoreFusionX what's so friendly about a violent spider? And wtf, spiders don't catch wasps

@retoor

Spider webs catch any insect that comes into contact with them.

The spider does not care what it is.

(Some wasps do feed on spiders, but they are uncommon)

@NoMad don't look at me that way ^^
hornets are more relaxed beings, than these wasp fuckshits. a wasp will sting you, if the little fucker does not like the way you breath.

hornets on the other hand, normally don't give a flying fuck, as long as you don't want to give them the kuddles or slap them.

This is very much related to Dev. Wasp was trapped in my study the other day and I could get sod all done. Wouldn't go near it :(

@rootofskynet When they *do* decide they care though - ow that hurts.

@AlmondSauce indeed. ^^

I once had a massive queen bee flying in my apartment before I had to go to work. Wtf, didn't want surprises so went later to work and tried to kill it with a Donald Duck magazine. And then - it facking disappeared. Was very scared a few days for when it showed up again. It was really massive. Never found again. Schrodinger bee

@retoor I had a similar story with a wasp, from like... 2-3 years ago. Some people here might remember. That mofo stayed alive in a computer lab. It literally started coexisting with the fuckin robot. I got a can of killer spray and basically went to war with it. I won. 😌

@rootofskynet there literally are "killer hornets" somewhere on this planet...

**screams of "burn it with fire!" in the distance**