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				@chonky-quiche That's funny. Now go sit in a corner and think about why you don't have any friends and why you never will get one.
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				Concentrate on your asshole. It's the last thing to relax, so if you can get that to let up, the rest of the body will be buttery.
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				Yes every time I get an erection in my 14 inch penis every time I drive past the elderly home. Keep thinking "Jesus penis, just relax"








Do you ever like, try to relax your muscles but your body goes 'NOPE. we gotta stay stiff'?
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