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SidTheITGuy
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Do you ever like, try to relax your muscles but your body goes 'NOPE. we gotta stay stiff'?

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  • 6
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    When you get to my age it's staying stiff that's the problem
  • 0
    267d
    Yeah… only when I start to think about how I banged ur parents that one time
  • 0
    267d
    All the time

    It is high time it is made flexible. Health issues are real
  • 0
    267d
    @AlmondSauce 😬😬😂😂😂
  • 0
    267d
    @chonky-quiche That's funny. Now go sit in a corner and think about why you don't have any friends and why you never will get one.
  • 3
    267d
    Concentrate on your asshole. It's the last thing to relax, so if you can get that to let up, the rest of the body will be buttery.
  • 4
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    Yes every time I get an erection in my 14 inch penis every time I drive past the elderly home. Keep thinking "Jesus penis, just relax"
  • 1
    267d
    @MammaNeedHummus 14 inch .... so you got a micro penis i see
  • 1
    267d
    @SidTheITGuy what's the minimum size you're willing to enjoy?
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