If I had one wish it would be that I could have FaceTime on Android do I could throw this iphone into the nearest body of water.

Migrate to jitsi luke. You and your partner both don't need to install a client

Android does have FaceTime, right ? I remember watching an MKBHD/Mrwhosetheboss video where they talked about this.

@SidTheITGuy ah, watched whoistheboss too. How does that guy gets all that money? I like the guy. He once commented his phone number to me that I could call him for mental help because I'm commented that I was sad the anus of his cat was blurred. I did not react, maybe missed a giveaway. But seriously, who blurs the poes of the kat? Sick fuck, he started it

Just hold a mirror up to your face on your next phone call and you're sorted