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Me: Hijacking the PC with Ubuntu Live Disk. Edit Registry to disable Win GUP and enable local admin for my user.
Restart PC and Login in Windows with Local Admin rights:
1: Install Proxy/VPN and ignore the fucker Sysadmin. Just do my work.
2: Get the IP of the Sysadmin PC and local DDoS the shit out of it
Whisper to his ear:
"Beat that Cunt"
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@MoboTheHobo you sound autistic
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@Jacobgc Thanks 😄👍🏻
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@MoboTheHobo if the sysadmin was good, he simply dropped all packets from the guys ip & mac address.
Related story:
At my previous job, we set a rule to reroute linkedin for our sales peoples pcs to rickroll on youtube. -
@MoboTheHobo not to mention CW uses a Mac...
In any way an internal DDoS attack is at SciFi level.
Even if you would create a botnet or whatever, and even if the sysadmin's PC was an unprotected server, you'd simply get fired. -
@cephei it's annoying to open a ticket when you ask for something as small as an RJ45 cable.
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Hahaha 😂😂
His last day...all mouse devices
Senior IT engineer enters the room and quietly talks to a coworker about a job related issue.
Another coworker decided to troll the sysadmin.
CW: *yells* "Open a ticket!" (That's the sysadmin's regular reply)
IT: *ignores*
CW: *trying to get his attention* "Open a ticket first! Then come back"
IT: *gives him the stare of death*
CW: "Go away and open a ticket!"
IT: *silently leaves the room*
After no more than a minute CW gets a reject from all networks outside the company's VPN.
IT comes back into the room, get's intimately close to CW's ear and says "Now open a ticket".
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