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skprog19167yWhy doesnt my windows roll up when im pushing on the brakes... Ya i didnt ask for windows.
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... when i push the seat back I can no longer reach the pedals, can you fix this immediately!
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Well tbh the last part goes both ways... if I buy a car I expect it to not produce big black clouds without me having to specify that
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Client: You mean I have to drive it myself! You never told me that. I assumed you would drive it for me forever despite me paying you once for the car!
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mundo0349797yAll complains and checks on the rant make sense.. if they were part of the requirements.
Al subsequent examples do not make sense at all. -
This shit is also happening internally now. Coworker one thinks we’re building a car with 2 seats shile another one thinks we’re building 6 seats in the same amount of time!
It's always fun to compare webdesign to car sales.
Client: We want a car with 2 doors.
We: Here is you car with 2 doors.
Client: Why does the car only have 2 doors? This is very limiting and i think 4 doors work way better.
We: Okay fine, here is a car with 4 doors.
Client: Could you please check on the brakes, i think there is something wrong but i don't know what.
We: Ok we checked the brakes and they are working ok. So here is you car with working brakes and 4 doors.
Client: Why didn't you check on the exhaust? The car is generating big black clouds now...
It's never enough
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