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Do you ever sneeze in bed and then a few moments later it starts raining for a split second? I'm starting to think my gf must have a water sprayer or something. It's really weird.

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  • 4
    You scared the piss out of the fairies.
  • 4
    Then she must have one next to my bed too. Strange. Let's ask her the next time we see her.
  • 5
    She IS the 'water' sprayer. Jokes aside, you probably have a tumor
  • 3
    You complete each other..

    You have a tiny orgasm in your nose. And she has a squirt
  • 2
    The spit from your sneeze goes into a portal and comes out of another portal in your room. Then it rains down on you.
  • 2
    Pee on her to show dominance.
  • 1
    maybe not sneeze straight upward next time
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