I aspire to be this level of petty.

But I'd take it up a notch and buy several variations of the domain name.

@runfrodorun last time I did it I changed them a $5 for every second I couldn't concentrate while they were doing it. Came out to be a couple thousand dollars.

@runfrodorun @jhh2450 you both are awesome.

@gitlab did they actually pay you?

@QueenMorgana I'm a natural asshole. I just use my natural talents ever single opportunity I can! 😀😀

@QueenMorgana yes, because I also filled a trademark XD i not only sold them the domain but the trademark too. Plus the website page was basically like "look this is an estimate of the value of time I lost while you were talking at the coffee shop, this is a fair value to me"