Why am I able to write a quick search algorithm in JavaScript but am not able to talk to girls?

Shouldn't the second one be easier than the first one?

Shouldn't every human being be able to do the first one?

Approach the problem with the scientific method.
Force yourself to do things and analyze the results, then repeat.

@Askin @QueenMorgana @Eariel

I drink like eight beers first. Problem solved. Although it causes many other problems so you may need a cost benefit analysis.

Pretend to yourself you're good at It until you realize how useless It is.

@joegalaxy you mean like "fake it 'til you make it" without the make-it part?

@404response we're people. How do you normally start a chat with guys? Let's start there and see what we can do to get you going 😉

@calmyourtities I'm thinking you meant @ashkin? And there's also @MissDirection. Plus a few others but I'm stressed and can't spell

Computers don't judge you or fault you for making mistakes -- people do. That's why it's harder!

And if you're attracted to them, you're anxious and trying to do things perfectly. Those of course don't mix! Makes everything much harder.

So, forget about who you're talking to and just talk. Makes things easier 😋

@projektaquarius 😂

I often take a shot before doing something socially intense like a large group call or going out with strangers. So totally helps.

@Ashkin oh yeah. That's why I prefer happy hours as corporate social gatherings rather than lunches

@ThatDude
Sorry to break it to you, but @itsnameless is a guy lol.

@ThatDude
DON'T TRUST THE INTERNET. SOMETIMES THEY LIE.

@itsnameless
Yes, you like me simply as a friend.

@Michelle For all we know they could all be men 🤣

As the saying goes:
On the internet, men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents

Programmers are not your everyday humans.

@Froot
True. For all we know, I could be a 60 year old male.
Simply kidding of course. :)

@itsnameless
You did :).

@Michelle Sure you are 🤣

@ThatDude
Who knows. On the internet, you can never be so sure. Maybe I'm not a 16 year old girl lol.

@ThatDude Damn. Got to up my game it seems 😄

@itsnameless
Uh, we spoke about this. You are my online friend, I hope you understand.

@itsnameless
Sorry. Maybe find someone your age. :)

@ThatDude Oh wait there was a race? 🤣 Why didn't you tell me about it

@ThatDude Shady tactics, I like it 😄

@itsnameless so you have a cat named feelings ?

@itsnameless R.I.P feelings #dogsarebetter #foreveralone

@ThatDude your cats wins, not you.

@ThatDude so my cat will code for me?

@ThatDude give me pizza for salary and i will code for cat

@ThatDude people, what a bunch of bastards

@ThatDude @Artemix is also a dude :v

@ThatDude I saw a thread where he was talking and the other dude said "Oh, you're a guy, didn't expect that". I went to checkout the GitHub profile and yeah... By now he's changed info and photos, but I believe in my memory :P

@ThatDude I'm a dude, hahaha, you can check my profile, I used to roam here under @apex name

There are no girls on internet. Only boys with tits.

@ThatDude I know. I also have man boobs. Need to join gym :(

@ThatDude thanks for the suggestion. I will check it and post a rant

@QueenMorgana if they are good friends we just start talking and even if we don't have anything to talk about we just start talking nonsense.

My main problem is that I can't find anything to talk about with girls and I don't want to talk about the weather :/

@ThatDude
Wow, thanks :)

I can't do either

@ThatDude
Why are you joking? Do you really not believe my age? I'm really 60. The young ones today always doubt me.

@ThatDude
My grandson taught me. Ah, what a clever lad he is.

@ThatDude
Child, the world was never in black and white. You're referring to television. Color arrived in the early '50s.

@ThatDude
Kidding, obviously I'm 16 :).

@ThatDude
I turn 17 in Feb, so we won't be the same age for very long :))

@ThatDude
Haha, blame my mother, not me. Though, random fact: I was born one minute before Valentine's day. (So at 11:59 pm) I got lucky.

@ThatDude
Ooh, you have a twin? Cool! Also, good thing you didn't die. devRant wouldn't be the same.

@ThatDude
It wouldn't be as bright as it is now lol.

@ThatDude
Thanks for that btw.

@ThatDude
True, though I was speaking metaphorically. I do that very often.

@ThatDude
Then what are you doing up?
G O T O S L E E P.
The 60-year-old granny told you to head off to bed. Obey the granny.
Goodnight! :)

@itsnameless
Uh sure. Once upon a time, there was a group of people called "puritans." The puritans killed many girls who they assumed were witches, when really, they were innocent. The end.
Goodnight :)

@itsnameless
Uh oh. I think I know where this will lead to. Anyway, why?

@itsnameless
Because at this point, I already know what you'll reply with.

@itsnameless
I don't know exactly, but I do know it was going to be something flirty.

@itsnameless
I'm sorry, but I already told you, I like guys who are 16+

@ThatDude
Hello person who should be sleeping.

@dfox if you ever doubted devRant needed a chat. 😇

@itsnameless
I told you this already. Simply forget about me and find someone your age.

Nice algorithms make some girls slime ;)

I love this thread ❤

@QueenMorgana @BM32 @itsnameless @Michelle I am lost. Can we all stop hitting on each other and hit on me instead?

@projektaquarius
Uh, sorry, I kinda suck at that lol.

@itsnameless
No, @ThatDude was sleeping. In my timezone it's 7:46pm. I usually sleep between 1-3 am, so it's much too early for me.

@itsnameless you are only allowed to hug her through me, i.e. hug me then I hug her. It's an http request through me.

@Michelle I am 14 years older than you i would hope you suck at it. But I am the chaperone for this dance dammit.

@projektaquarius
Wow, I presume you're older than all of us then haha.

@Michelle oh god i never knew @itsnameless was a boy :O
i can never trust avatars anymore </3

@nickj
Nope, you can't :)

@itsnameless jajaja no soy española pero sí que vivo en españa xd

@itsnameless
Uh, I suppose you could.

@404response
My apologies, we hijacked your rant lol.

@Ashkin that is one great line

@Michelle well I'm 30 so maybe older than some of you. Not all of you.

@1989
Another reason why this thread is amazing.

I am 20. any chance for me? When will I find one, so that I can crack joke on her and kill her with sarcasm

Inb4 devrant becomes a mainstream social media. No thanks 🙅

2x Aquarians are sub optimal hence why @Michelle belongs with me :)

Actually a Libran... Which is why we need to make some babies.

You could describe this with a quote from one of my favorite videos: 'Good chat'

It is insane how many twists this thread has xD

@Michelle np , it's fun to read :D

@ThatDude also after reading through the thread I realized that I am 2 months older and I think we have the same time zone

@ThatDude ah ok cool, I am German

@ThatDude that's cool, I don't know an swedish at all xD

@ThatDude that's awesome :D , I learn English and latin in school

@ThatDude nah it's ok, would be easier though if I studied for it xD
German must be hard

@ThatDude sorry but I don't really get what you mean 😅 can you give an example?

@ThatDude haha, nice sentence

@ThatDude ah yeah I see what you mean now, yeah that shit is confusing as fuck

@sslPoodle xD this rant has turned into an online dating site where the only girl is Michelle

@projektaquarius 🤗

@itsnameless i am pretty sure that you have been friendzoned

@itsnameless lmao this definitely goes into my favorites, having this thread of a dude getting rejected is gold xd

*abrazos fuertes*

@itsnameless lol going from one girl to another. @Michelle you can break free now 😂

@every-guy-on-this-thread
I'm not dating any of you, lol. I already like someone. :)

@nickj
Thank you!! Freedom feels great.

@itsnameless *slowly backs away* oh no crazy alert

@Michelle irl like boyfie??

@nickj
A what? If you mean a boyfriend, then no.

@Michelle aww just a crush then xd

@nickj
Yeah, lol.

@itsnameless
Sorry, you already know who I'm referring to.
Maybe with time, you'll be able to forget me. It should be simple.

@Lahsen2016
This is honestly the best thread I've ever seen. It started off with one topic then switches to a different one very quickly.

@Michelle good luck at making him your boyfriend! :)

@404response
Thanks, though it won't happen. He's 5 years older than me and lives across the globe. Haha :).

@Michelle everything is possible :D

This thread is really awesome

@itsnameless sorry dude but I can't do anything. She has made her decision.

@itsnameless
In all honesty, the youngest I'll go for is 15. Other than that, I'd rather not go any lower. You're the same age as my brother so that also affects it.
Also, I still like you-know-who, so until I get over him, I won't go for anyone else.

You enlightened me

@itsnameless
Thanks for understanding. :)

@ThatDude
It even ended on good terms. (Assuming it did end, that is.)

@ThatDude
Tbh, irl it's not like this at all, lol. I'm usually the quiet girl in the back who usually reads books and always gets ignored. Online, it's so different.

@Michelle good luck :)

It is kinda weird and cool at the same time that this thread happened because I was too anxious to talk to a girl sitting next to me on a bus.

Awesome thread though

@ThatDude
I do like having all these friends, though I don't like being noticed. It's one of the reasons why rl is less overwhelming.

@ThatDude
Also, yes, I read them :).

@404response
I almost forgot the original focus of it lol.

@Michelle escalated quickly from 0 to 100

@ThatDude friends online > real life friends

@nickj
Yeah, true.

@Michelle id prolly want to have a meet up with friends online, meeting each other half way

@itsnameless como amigooo 😁 nothing more lmao

@itsnameless xd u get rekt every time

@ThatDude but still sad tho cause u guys are so faaar

I get a feeling that this rant is far from over

I have some IRL friends but non of them codes so that kinda sucks

@ThatDude
I suppose it's the comments haha. Maybe I'll be able to catch up to you.

@ThatDude
If my math is correct, if I continue at this rate, I'll catch up within 6 months, depending on the rate you are at.

@itsnameless haha yeah, but having this in one rant is cool. Also if you click on the notification you get automatically scrolled down

@ThatDude nice fidget thing :D
She has a lot of comments, at least 100 of them are on this rant so I guess that's how
No witchcraft involved here

@ThatDude
This is assuming I get 5++s per comment. Though, I'm calculating when I'll catch up, not when I'll get 3000.

@ThatDude what do u mean number of ++ displays when ww2 started?

@ThatDude this looks very similar to my old one, only instead of c# I had js and another hairstyle

@Michelle @ThatDude not gonna get ++ with just comments tbh buuut if youre really good at giving great comments and funny stuff, you'll have more ++ in no time

@ThatDude Nicole?

@ThatDude yeah xD do you also have an orange cat irl?

@ThatDude xD history in devRant

@ThatDude ah ok, the name of mine is Linus and he invented linux :D

@ThatDude well u just said "Nicole has twice as many as you and she been here for half the time you have" then whos Nicole xd

@ThatDude then no gased jews

@ThatDude u just saved yourself! seig heil xd
and do u know me from somewhere ?

@ThatDude well if you believe what the Nazis said then no I think,

@ThatDude oh cool i subscribed to yours a week ago too!

@ThatDude haha, sorry wasn't meant like that. Yeah, I also make jokes about it

@ThatDude @404response kill hitler = no nazi

@sslPoodle me being too anxious to talk to a girl

@sslPoodle
The real question is how did ww2 and Hitler get introduced in it?

@sslPoodle xD, should I be proud of that?

@ThatDude
Wow, this is a total mess haha :)

@sslPoodle yeah the first 5 comments or something like that, since then the rant has shown me plenty of things to talk about with the girl

@sslPoodle lmao i dont even remember, too many topics handled

WE MADE HISTORY. Longest thread ever to be made.

@nickj it really is? That's cool xD

*hopes others join the global devChat thread*

@ThatDude yeah you always have to reload the rant

@ThatDude u mean making it easy to search for the comments and getting to the bottom?

@ThatDude I always go to my notifications and wait for a new one

hey @dfox i guess we need a refresh button and something to let us go directly to the last comment when accessing a thread through the notifications xd

@sslPoodle haha, when dfox sees this rant

@sslPoodle aww im not on my laptop right now, i would have gone straight to photoshop or maybe illustrator and have edited it

@ThatDude I remember the moment I had 404 ++

@ThatDude yeah, really cool :D

@ThatDude haha, you seem to like that word. What is the swedish word for SUPERGEIL?

@ThatDude ahh, ok

@ThatDude I made mine 3 months and 18 days ago

@404response yeah

@ThatDude haha, you deserve them :D

Whoops I accidentally tagged myself there

@ThatDude xD

@ThatDude yeah, sadly @MissDirection never responded :(

@sslPoodle I think your learning speed is good :)

@ThatDude xD are you at a supermarket atm?

@sslPoodle been trying to learn Java for a month now and im still a freaking noob at it

@ThatDude thats if Marie agrees to get fingered 😏

@ThatDude xD nice
@sslPoodle @nickj there are so many people who don't even know what the heck java is, so I wouldn't call you an idiot

@404response "oh java? that thing that windows requires u to update every single damn time? yea i know that"

@nickj yeah that thing xD

@sslPoodle yass, or maybe its just me trying to plunge into big stuff when i cant properly use classes. ive written a java program but used a C type of style

@sslPoodle internship that gives u money is awesome, most internships here dont pay u anything

@sslPoodle I would also like one but I still have to go to school and so I don't have much time

@sslPoodle I drink coffee or red bull, Mt dew has too much sugar

@itsnameless haven't heard from you in some time

@sslPoodle I drink it like once a month but it tastes pretty good

@sslPoodle oooohh that sounds like a trade of programming languages but i know a person who can prolly teach u C even better cause hes also helping me out
@Lahsen2016

@sslPoodle Tbh I don't really know anymore xD

@itsnameless quienes son???

@sslPoodle
I'm here. If you're referring to the chat thing, I think I did start it when I corrected @ThatDude lol.

@404response @sslPoodle energy drinks can actually help u stay up at night and help u code too cause you'll have more energy and motivation <3

@Michelle u started a really really long thread that has reached different programming and non-programming topics gg

@sslPoodle about a year and a half, still learning it tho. tryna learn java and C++ at the same time but ofc C++ has the same style as C so its easier

@Michelle I think it's a good thing that you corrected him, I mean this thread is awesome

@nickj
I bet @404response will be overwhelmed with too much notifications on this rant for now on haha.

@itsnameless lmaoo im not a fan of youtubers and alsooo if ever someone does that to me, id prolly prank them back and say im a hacker and theyve just let me track the telephone line and from where theyre calling (but ofc im bluffing and they wont even know about it)

@itsnameless
Wow, I'm not so useless here after all lol :)).

@sslPoodle how old are you o.O how come u cant program late

@Lahsen2016 woohoo it fits my name

@Michelle youre not useless, never were and never will be

@Lahsen2016 whoaaa we had like 300 a few hrs back

@Michelle it's fine, my phone vibrates a bit much though

@nickj @itsnameless
Thanks! :)

@Michelle why should you be? No one is useless :)

@ThatDude yeah, it's scary.

@404response @ThatDude
Thanks. Sorry, my brain usually assumes either I'm useless in a situation or everyone is mad at me. It's simply how I am.

@ThatDude sameee i kinda panic too. one time i thought about it in the shower and i spent around 45 mins there standing and thinking and panicking

@Michelle you shouldn't think like that! You are awesome! Sololearn doesn't deserve you :)

@Michelle aaaaAAAA we're samee i think about that too,,especially when people dont exactly tell me how they feel and i automatically assume they dont like me or theyre mad at me

@sslPoodle i guess there are more things to think about than thinking about something incomprehensible

@404response
Thank you! I suppose you are right, I still feel sentimental longing for it, though, I'm better off without SL!

@ThatDude panic attacks, oh god i imagine u like the guy in a video that has gone viral. that guy in a library and he was losing it and a guy caught it all on snapchat

@ThatDude I once was laying in my bed crying for half an hour thinking about how all my loved ones will die one day and what would happen after I die

@nickj
Exactly! Though people have to constantly remind me. If someone says they don't hate me, I'll be relieved for that day, though the next day it starts again and I assume they hate me. I'll also be too scared to message them in case I'm annoying.

@ThatDude
Really, you do? Me too!

@sslPoodle I am actually Christian and I do believe in a life after death but it is still scary

@sslPoodle yes we are capable of thinking but thinking about more complicated stuff like programming is our specialty. other people cant even comprehend what we can in that field

@ThatDude
Yes. My teachers usually assumed I chose not to speak so I always go in trouble. That's when I was diagnosed with it.

@itsnameless what the bird?

@ThatDude wtf ur even younger than my brother, talented asf

@sslPoodle trueee and then 27363 tabs come out tryna debug stuff if we cant understand why the code doesnt work

@ThatDude
Yes, this is the first time I've met someone with it.

@ThatDude a psychologist! youre perfectly handled

@sslPoodle i should be sleeeping by now and im not cause im on devRant and trying not to miss a single comment

@ThatDude
Haha, clearly they failed to understand it.

@Michelle that is so cool, at least now u know that you arent literally alone with that cause another person has it too

@nickj
G O
T O
B E D

@nickj
Yeah, true

@ThatDude
Yeah, though, I actually hate it. People always assume I'm being rude to them.

@ThatDude like having second thoughts whether u gonna say it or not but ends up not saying it at all? cause if it is, that is totally me irl. so i end up alone and spends the whole day without speaking

@Michelle bbbbut devRant is pulling me back into this thread lmaoo

@ThatDude @nickj good night guys :)

@ThatDude but youre prolly nicer!!

@ThatDude
Some of my classmates even thought I was a mute. They realized I wasn't by the end of the school year.

@nickj
Rip. You should rest, you'll be tired in the morning. Turn airplane mode on :)

@sslPoodle ive never actually tried discord, i dont even know what that is :O maybe next time! when i have time cause rn im still fixing my schedule with everything i need to do. need to balance school, work, side projects and gaming!

Sometimes when I talk to a person that I like I always rethink what I want to say because I don't want to hurt their feelings or something like that. Most of the time I end up just sitting there quietly not saying anything

@ThatDude omg that must have been a very long awkward silence but i usually do that to my friends. i sit with them the whole time we eat lunch without saying a single word but i would usually laugh and just smile

@Michelle i will! i guess ill talk to u guys tomorrow and this thread might actually have more comments o.O
gn guys @ThatDude @404response @sslPoodle @itsnameless

@sslPoodle xD

@nickj good night :)

@ThatDude
For me, I also have very bad social anxiety, so I can't speak in class. I find it easier talking to my teachers rather than my classmates.
Sometimes I even have conversations with my teachers, while ignoring my classmates.

@sslPoodle we'll probably cross each other's paths again aside from this chat cause devRant can notify me when u guys post rants and since you guys are always here commenting xd

@nickj
Gn~

@ThatDude
You should go to bed too.

@ThatDude gute nacht!

@Michelle that is so meee, teacher > classmates!

last one, promise! goodnight haha

I will also go to bed now, my cat is already sleeping. Good night @ThatDude @nickj @Michelle @sslPoodle and everyone else.

It's Sunday and I have school tomorrow and I didn't study all weekend. I'll get to that rn, so I'm heading off.
Goodnight or good afternoon or whatever it is there.

@404response omg its an oraaaange cat! i love orange and i love cats,, its all in one <3

@ThatDude
I thought I deleted it quick enough. Oh, well. Anyway, gn~

Well I also have school tomorrow and I didn't study at all today, well ...

Now I will definitely go to bed, Gute Nacht, good night everyone. See you in the morning :) thank you all for making this thread awesome

@ThatDude @Michelle @404response @nickj go to bed guys. I can't sleep until I've cleared all the notifications and you keep making my icon light up

@dfox we tested active commenting thing and used the comment box as chat xd now i really need a scroll to bottom button lol

@nickj wait, what's the active commenting thing? I'm missing something

@Pizza we've been here for a few hours and actively commenting on this and started a reeeeeeally long thread

@nickj oh ok, I thought it was the name for some new top secret alpha feature that auto-updated the thread in realtime XD

@dfox btw, did devRant just lost the feature of saving a rant when u dont wanna post it yet? or is there a time limit for it and it just gets lost after a while? or is it because of the commenting? i totally forgot what i was gonna rant about because i thought it would still be there after i wrote it

@sslPoodle still aint 2048 ;-;

one moree

FINALLY! THANK YOU <3 @ThatDude

@ThatDude like really a lot, good morning y'all!

Holy cats I leave you guys alone for like two seconds and y'all have the thread going for like a million years. #notjealousoranything #FOMO

😝😝😝

Hey guys

@ThatDude just got out of school, well dancing school xD

I feel this is warranted now. @dfox can you make it so that when you get a notification about new comments on a rant and click on it it takes you to said new comments. There is so much scrolling.

@ThatDude bootiful af 😍

@itsnameless
Thanks :)

@ThatDude
Haha, thanks.

@dfox would it be possible to get a stress ball for a rant with 500+ comments instead of 500+ ++'s ? (Just joking :D)

It's ironic how a "can't talk to girls" topic has become a chat about everything.

Also, give me an anchor plz

@ThatDude ah ok

@Pizza yeah, it's insane xD

@ThatDude yeah it's easier to talk online and if that girl has similar interests it also becomes easier.

@404response lies. Lies and slander. At least when it comes to my OKCupid Profile. Also don't get an Okcupid profile.

@projektaquarius is OkCupid like a dating site or something?

@ThatDude
No, we don't.

@ThatDude we have that in Germany, the one week internships

@ThatDude we have only had it one time so far. I spent one week at a web development company where I just spent all my time coding xD was pretty nice

@404response yes it's a dating site.

@ThatDude ah that sucks , were you able to choose were to do the internship?

@ThatDude oh that sucks, we could choose any company we wanted

@projektaquarius ah ok

@ThatDude @404response I know of some schools that do something like the internships you guys are talking about. But it varies from school to school. Best I got was take your kid to work day.

@ThatDude i got like 100+ ++ from this thread so im pretty sure u got half of those 400+ from here xd or u must reaaally be talking and commenting a lot

@ThatDude then it will increase a lot and you'll get ranfom notifications of someone liking ur rant from 2 weeks ago xd happens to me all the time

@ThatDude samee, sometimes i wonder if one of my rants will ever get to 500+ and get that stress ball xd

@nickj I hit 200++s just as they changed the number, to I think 250. Then 250 when they increased it again.

@projektaquarius u got so unlucky, wrong timing ;-; but its okay maybe you'll reach 500 this time and they wont change the number

@ThatDude just out of curiosity, do you have something like prom in school?

We have it this year in January

@nickj nah that rant has sort of petered out.

@ThatDude u ++ buying now? xddd

@nickj @ThatDude what's the going rate?

Y'all started talking all kinds while I was miserable, hungover, and working on a Sunday. Now I'm lost 😂

@sslPoodle yes indeed

>620 comments wtf

@sslPoodle good, how is yours?

@404response I worked for 16 hours and got a second degree burn on my elbow from dropping cheddar broccoli soup. The elbow that goes into my prosthetic arm.

Today sucked. Lol

@QueenMorgana oh, ok. Yeah, that really sucks

I drank alcohol (a beer) for the first time ever in my life and I hated it.

@riteshx95 yeah this rant has become insanely long

Looks like the longest thread on devRant is dead xD

@ThatDude
Yeah that makes it easier than last time. xD

@Michelle @ThatDude hey guys :D

@404response
Greetings! :)