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Pizza35277yApproach the problem with the scientific method.
Force yourself to do things and analyze the results, then repeat. -
I drink like eight beers first. Problem solved. Although it causes many other problems so you may need a cost benefit analysis.
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@404response we're people. How do you normally start a chat with guys? Let's start there and see what we can do to get you going π
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@calmyourtities I'm thinking you meant @ashkin? And there's also @MissDirection. Plus a few others but I'm stressed and can't spell
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Root797437yComputers don't judge you or fault you for making mistakes -- people do. That's why it's harder!
And if you're attracted to them, you're anxious and trying to do things perfectly. Those of course don't mix! Makes everything much harder.
So, forget about who you're talking to and just talk. Makes things easier π -
Root797437y@projektaquarius π
I often take a shot before doing something socially intense like a large group call or going out with strangers. So totally helps. -
@Ashkin oh yeah. That's why I prefer happy hours as corporate social gatherings rather than lunches
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Froot75397y@Michelle For all we know they could all be men π€£
As the saying goes:
On the internet, men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents -
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@ThatDude
Who knows. On the internet, you can never be so sure. Maybe I'm not a 16 year old girl lol. -
@itsnameless
Uh, we spoke about this. You are my online friend, I hope you understand. -
Pointer32377y@ThatDude I saw a thread where he was talking and the other dude said "Oh, you're a guy, didn't expect that". I went to checkout the GitHub profile and yeah... By now he's changed info and photos, but I believe in my memory :P
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Pointer32377y
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@QueenMorgana if they are good friends we just start talking and even if we don't have anything to talk about we just start talking nonsense.
My main problem is that I can't find anything to talk about with girls and I don't want to talk about the weather :/ -
@ThatDude
Why are you joking? Do you really not believe my age? I'm really 60. The young ones today always doubt me. -
@ThatDude
Child, the world was never in black and white. You're referring to television. Color arrived in the early '50s. -
@ThatDude
Haha, blame my mother, not me. Though, random fact: I was born one minute before Valentine's day. (So at 11:59 pm) I got lucky. -
@ThatDude
Ooh, you have a twin? Cool! Also, good thing you didn't die. devRant wouldn't be the same. -
@ThatDude
Then what are you doing up?
G O T O S L E E P.
The 60-year-old granny told you to head off to bed. Obey the granny.
Goodnight! :) -
@itsnameless
Uh sure. Once upon a time, there was a group of people called "puritans." The puritans killed many girls who they assumed were witches, when really, they were innocent. The end.
Goodnight :) -
@itsnameless
I don't know exactly, but I do know it was going to be something flirty. -
@itsnameless
I told you this already. Simply forget about me and find someone your age. -
@QueenMorgana @BM32 @itsnameless @Michelle I am lost. Can we all stop hitting on each other and hit on me instead?
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@itsnameless
No, @ThatDude was sleeping. In my timezone it's 7:46pm. I usually sleep between 1-3 am, so it's much too early for me. -
@itsnameless you are only allowed to hug her through me, i.e. hug me then I hug her. It's an http request through me.
@Michelle I am 14 years older than you i would hope you suck at it. But I am the chaperone for this dance dammit. -
nickj51637y
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I am 20. any chance for me? When will I find one, so that I can crack joke on her and kill her with sarcasm
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You could describe this with a quote from one of my favorite videos: 'Good chat'
It is insane how many twists this thread has xD -
@ThatDude also after reading through the thread I realized that I am 2 months older and I think we have the same time zone
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@ThatDude nah it's ok, would be easier though if I studied for it xD
German must be hard -
@ThatDude sorry but I don't really get what you mean π can you give an example?
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@sslPoodle xD this rant has turned into an online dating site where the only girl is Michelle
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nickj51637y@itsnameless lmao this definitely goes into my favorites, having this thread of a dude getting rejected is gold xd
*abrazos fuertes* -
nickj51637y@itsnameless lol going from one girl to another. @Michelle you can break free now π
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@every-guy-on-this-thread
I'm not dating any of you, lol. I already like someone. :) -
@itsnameless
Sorry, you already know who I'm referring to.
Maybe with time, you'll be able to forget me. It should be simple. -
@Lahsen2016
This is honestly the best thread I've ever seen. It started off with one topic then switches to a different one very quickly. -
@404response
Thanks, though it won't happen. He's 5 years older than me and lives across the globe. Haha :). -
@itsnameless
In all honesty, the youngest I'll go for is 15. Other than that, I'd rather not go any lower. You're the same age as my brother so that also affects it.
Also, I still like you-know-who, so until I get over him, I won't go for anyone else. -
@ThatDude
Tbh, irl it's not like this at all, lol. I'm usually the quiet girl in the back who usually reads books and always gets ignored. Online, it's so different. -
@Michelle good luck :)
It is kinda weird and cool at the same time that this thread happened because I was too anxious to talk to a girl sitting next to me on a bus.
Awesome thread though -
@ThatDude
I do like having all these friends, though I don't like being noticed. It's one of the reasons why rl is less overwhelming. -
nickj51637y@Michelle id prolly want to have a meet up with friends online, meeting each other half way
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I get a feeling that this rant is far from over
I have some IRL friends but non of them codes so that kinda sucks -
@ThatDude
I suppose it's the comments haha. Maybe I'll be able to catch up to you. -
@ThatDude
If my math is correct, if I continue at this rate, I'll catch up within 6 months, depending on the rate you are at. -
@itsnameless haha yeah, but having this in one rant is cool. Also if you click on the notification you get automatically scrolled down
@ThatDude nice fidget thing :D
She has a lot of comments, at least 100 of them are on this rant so I guess that's how
No witchcraft involved here -
@ThatDude
This is assuming I get 5++s per comment. Though, I'm calculating when I'll catch up, not when I'll get 3000. -
@ThatDude this looks very similar to my old one, only instead of c# I had js and another hairstyle
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nickj51637y@Michelle @ThatDude not gonna get ++ with just comments tbh buuut if youre really good at giving great comments and funny stuff, you'll have more ++ in no time
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nickj51637y@ThatDude well u just said "Nicole has twice as many as you and she been here for half the time you have" then whos Nicole xd
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@sslPoodle yeah the first 5 comments or something like that, since then the rant has shown me plenty of things to talk about with the girl
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nickj51637yhey @dfox i guess we need a refresh button and something to let us go directly to the last comment when accessing a thread through the notifications xd
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nickj51637y@sslPoodle aww im not on my laptop right now, i would have gone straight to photoshop or maybe illustrator and have edited it
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@ThatDude haha, you seem to like that word. What is the swedish word for SUPERGEIL?
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nickj51637y@sslPoodle been trying to learn Java for a month now and im still a freaking noob at it
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nickj51637y@404response "oh java? that thing that windows requires u to update every single damn time? yea i know that"
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nickj51637y@sslPoodle yass, or maybe its just me trying to plunge into big stuff when i cant properly use classes. ive written a java program but used a C type of style
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nickj51637y@sslPoodle internship that gives u money is awesome, most internships here dont pay u anything
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@sslPoodle I would also like one but I still have to go to school and so I don't have much time
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nickj51637y@sslPoodle oooohh that sounds like a trade of programming languages but i know a person who can prolly teach u C even better cause hes also helping me out
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@sslPoodle
I'm here. If you're referring to the chat thing, I think I did start it when I corrected @ThatDude lol. -
nickj51637y@404response @sslPoodle energy drinks can actually help u stay up at night and help u code too cause you'll have more energy and motivation <3
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nickj51637y@Michelle u started a really really long thread that has reached different programming and non-programming topics gg
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nickj51637y@sslPoodle about a year and a half, still learning it tho. tryna learn java and C++ at the same time but ofc C++ has the same style as C so its easier
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@Michelle I think it's a good thing that you corrected him, I mean this thread is awesome
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@nickj
I bet @404response will be overwhelmed with too much notifications on this rant for now on haha. -
nickj51637y@itsnameless lmaoo im not a fan of youtubers and alsooo if ever someone does that to me, id prolly prank them back and say im a hacker and theyve just let me track the telephone line and from where theyre calling (but ofc im bluffing and they wont even know about it)
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@404response @ThatDude
Thanks. Sorry, my brain usually assumes either I'm useless in a situation or everyone is mad at me. It's simply how I am. -
nickj51637y@ThatDude sameee i kinda panic too. one time i thought about it in the shower and i spent around 45 mins there standing and thinking and panicking
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@Michelle you shouldn't think like that! You are awesome! Sololearn doesn't deserve you :)
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nickj51637y@Michelle aaaaAAAA we're samee i think about that too,,especially when people dont exactly tell me how they feel and i automatically assume they dont like me or theyre mad at me
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nickj51637y@sslPoodle i guess there are more things to think about than thinking about something incomprehensible
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@404response
Thank you! I suppose you are right, I still feel sentimental longing for it, though, I'm better off without SL! -
nickj51637y@ThatDude panic attacks, oh god i imagine u like the guy in a video that has gone viral. that guy in a library and he was losing it and a guy caught it all on snapchat
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@ThatDude I once was laying in my bed crying for half an hour thinking about how all my loved ones will die one day and what would happen after I die
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@nickj
Exactly! Though people have to constantly remind me. If someone says they don't hate me, I'll be relieved for that day, though the next day it starts again and I assume they hate me. I'll also be too scared to message them in case I'm annoying. -
@sslPoodle I am actually Christian and I do believe in a life after death but it is still scary
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nickj51637y@sslPoodle yes we are capable of thinking but thinking about more complicated stuff like programming is our specialty. other people cant even comprehend what we can in that field
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@ThatDude
Yes. My teachers usually assumed I chose not to speak so I always go in trouble. That's when I was diagnosed with it. -
nickj51637y@sslPoodle trueee and then 27363 tabs come out tryna debug stuff if we cant understand why the code doesnt work
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nickj51637y@sslPoodle i should be sleeeping by now and im not cause im on devRant and trying not to miss a single comment
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nickj51637y@Michelle that is so cool, at least now u know that you arent literally alone with that cause another person has it too
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@ThatDude
Yeah, though, I actually hate it. People always assume I'm being rude to them. -
nickj51637y@ThatDude like having second thoughts whether u gonna say it or not but ends up not saying it at all? cause if it is, that is totally me irl. so i end up alone and spends the whole day without speaking
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@ThatDude
Some of my classmates even thought I was a mute. They realized I wasn't by the end of the school year. -
@nickj
Rip. You should rest, you'll be tired in the morning. Turn airplane mode on :) -
nickj51637y@sslPoodle ive never actually tried discord, i dont even know what that is :O maybe next time! when i have time cause rn im still fixing my schedule with everything i need to do. need to balance school, work, side projects and gaming!
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Sometimes when I talk to a person that I like I always rethink what I want to say because I don't want to hurt their feelings or something like that. Most of the time I end up just sitting there quietly not saying anything
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nickj51637y@ThatDude omg that must have been a very long awkward silence but i usually do that to my friends. i sit with them the whole time we eat lunch without saying a single word but i would usually laugh and just smile
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nickj51637y@Michelle i will! i guess ill talk to u guys tomorrow and this thread might actually have more comments o.O
gn guys @ThatDude @404response @sslPoodle @itsnameless -
@ThatDude
For me, I also have very bad social anxiety, so I can't speak in class. I find it easier talking to my teachers rather than my classmates.
Sometimes I even have conversations with my teachers, while ignoring my classmates. -
nickj51637y@sslPoodle we'll probably cross each other's paths again aside from this chat cause devRant can notify me when u guys post rants and since you guys are always here commenting xd
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It's Sunday and I have school tomorrow and I didn't study all weekend. I'll get to that rn, so I'm heading off.
Goodnight or good afternoon or whatever it is there. -
nickj51637y@404response omg its an oraaaange cat! i love orange and i love cats,, its all in one <3
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Well I also have school tomorrow and I didn't study at all today, well ...
Now I will definitely go to bed, Gute Nacht, good night everyone. See you in the morning :) thank you all for making this thread awesome -
Pizza35277y@ThatDude @Michelle @404response @nickj go to bed guys. I can't sleep until I've cleared all the notifications and you keep making my icon light up
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nickj51637y@dfox we tested active commenting thing and used the comment box as chat xd now i really need a scroll to bottom button lol
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nickj51637y@Pizza we've been here for a few hours and actively commenting on this and started a reeeeeeally long thread
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Pizza35277y@nickj oh ok, I thought it was the name for some new top secret alpha feature that auto-updated the thread in realtime XD
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nickj51637y@dfox btw, did devRant just lost the feature of saving a rant when u dont wanna post it yet? or is there a time limit for it and it just gets lost after a while? or is it because of the commenting? i totally forgot what i was gonna rant about because i thought it would still be there after i wrote it
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Holy cats I leave you guys alone for like two seconds and y'all have the thread going for like a million years. #notjealousoranything #FOMO
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I feel this is warranted now. @dfox can you make it so that when you get a notification about new comments on a rant and click on it it takes you to said new comments. There is so much scrolling.
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@dfox would it be possible to get a stress ball for a rant with 500+ comments instead of 500+ ++'s ? (Just joking :D)
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Pizza35277yIt's ironic how a "can't talk to girls" topic has become a chat about everything.
Also, give me an anchor plz -
@ThatDude yeah it's easier to talk online and if that girl has similar interests it also becomes easier.
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@404response lies. Lies and slander. At least when it comes to my OKCupid Profile. Also don't get an Okcupid profile.
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@ThatDude we have only had it one time so far. I spent one week at a web development company where I just spent all my time coding xD was pretty nice
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@ThatDude @404response I know of some schools that do something like the internships you guys are talking about. But it varies from school to school. Best I got was take your kid to work day.
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nickj51637y@ThatDude i got like 100+ ++ from this thread so im pretty sure u got half of those 400+ from here xd or u must reaaally be talking and commenting a lot
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nickj51637y@ThatDude then it will increase a lot and you'll get ranfom notifications of someone liking ur rant from 2 weeks ago xd happens to me all the time
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nickj51637y@ThatDude samee, sometimes i wonder if one of my rants will ever get to 500+ and get that stress ball xd
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@nickj I hit 200++s just as they changed the number, to I think 250. Then 250 when they increased it again.
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nickj51637y@projektaquarius u got so unlucky, wrong timing ;-; but its okay maybe you'll reach 500 this time and they wont change the number
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@ThatDude just out of curiosity, do you have something like prom in school?
We have it this year in January -
Y'all started talking all kinds while I was miserable, hungover, and working on a Sunday. Now I'm lost π
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@404response I worked for 16 hours and got a second degree burn on my elbow from dropping cheddar broccoli soup. The elbow that goes into my prosthetic arm.
Today sucked. Lol -
@QueenMorgana oh, ok. Yeah, that really sucks
I drank alcohol (a beer) for the first time ever in my life and I hated it.
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