a bro wants to buy my saas product

if i can sell it for 100K+ I'll reveal my true identity

though actually the more i think about it all the more reason to stay anon...

Don't worry, you will always be the devRant clown

Joking man, best of luck on whatever you are planning these days

yes, let's gooooo!

100K - Identity reveal

150K - Home address reveal

200K - Bank account login + password + 2fa keys dump reveal!

what currency are we talking here?

If its USD you are the stupidest fuck ive ever heard of. Seriously.

I don't make a 10th of the number you're talking and I live like an open book.

@Hazarth 500K - Dick and asshole reveal :D

Does the offer also require a kidney of yours?

@SidTheITGuy what does "live like an open book" mean?

@SidTheITGuy ah okay, i see what you mean. being not anon doesn't guarantee anything these days unfortunately

also i feel like if i reveal my true identity it will definitely ruin the 🤡🎪 fun

@fullstackcircus u are not answering the question i asked you - what currency are we talking here?

You should buy us all clown masks

@SidTheITGuy of course USD! the only REAL currency on the planet! GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🤡

listen, SaaS evaluation = average annual revenue with a 10-20 multiple. current AAR is $3000, 20x multiple = 60K, HOWEVER it could have a higher markup IMO because 1. its in the fintech space, i.e. good paying customers 2. it costs $40 to run per month, and 3. it's nowhere near market saturation (easy to advertise and get more customers)

@fullstackcircus so you'd rather choose anonymity over $100K USD.

I cannot even begin to comprehend what a dumbass you are. My head is hurting now. Thanks!

@SidTheITGuy

Who said anything about choosing one thing over the other?

Like you told me last time, maybe read the rant, dimwit.

Also helps not insulting others, asshole.

@CoreFusionX Maybe you need to learn how to read.

He literally said -> if I can sell it for $100K I'll reveal my true identity.

Second line -> though actually the more i think about it all the more reason to stay anon

He didn't mention other factors driving this decision, so what else am I supposed to assume?

@SidTheITGuy

And he can sell it *and* stay anonymous all the same. It was *never* an exclusive choice.

@horus dude... are you ok? horus is having a stroke!!!

@fullstackcircus

Come on we all know you're one of the Kardashians.

That big ass one

@IntrusionCM 😏

@horus sober yet?

@horus best joke I've read this day.