I might have a good chance of surviving cause I know java

probably be after mandarin I mean c# ;)

Most languages: hello

Java:
if(locale == true) {
String hello = Hello().API().greetRobotOverlords()$;$. $2$$:)""/@'ncbba??:!:$/&.....();
//more code

println(hello);
}

If they did go with Java at least we'll have enough time to formulate a plan of attack by the time they make their terms of surrender and finish garbage collection.

@xroad I like it when I get a comment like this

Would probably be C, C++ or another (non intuitive) low level language. Which means 80% of us are doomed.

@haraldfw or on the contrary it would be a high level language to keep the rebels and outlaws out of the eco system