Because their heads aren't big enough already!

if hero is another word for 'non contributing time wasting blame seeker.'

Project managers are just puppets controlled by management. I hope to never have to work with one again.

PMs are worthless.

Their title should be corporate boot licker and backstabber. They throw a sucker punch every now and then too. They are completely dumbfounded when devs use fibbinochi for estimates. You explain it 39 times but they try to convert the numbers to hours.