Easy 50$... (l)user brings in a tablet and says she’s got a virus.... okay.

(L)user - “I have a virus, I can’t click on anything and there’s a green box around everything.”

Me - *turns off TalkBack* here you go, all fixed.

@nik123 I'm pretty sure flashing another ROM would've fixed that

@wholl0p wait wait wait the old people are watching porn?

@wholl0p oh

that makes me uncomfortable

@wholl0p may lord have mercy on your soul

Define old people. I consider a 65yo person an elder. Seeing the fetishes of a septuagenerian and beyond are definitely awkward but if an old person to you is 50ish I mean, meh

@GitOut
Why is it still common that old people are not supposed to have a sex life.

Grow up.
Everyone is doing it.
Downies. Autists. Women on women. Men on men. Tortoise on salad. Mrs and Mr Santa.

Allow your (grand) parents to become human again after bringing you up all through this hellhole of life.

Enjoy yourself a byte
;)

@scor yeah I dunno, never really thought about old people and porn, my grandparents don't know how to use the internet so I never really thought about it

Had a user call me yesterday frantic about her Winblows computer.... The way she explained what was wrong with it, it sounded like she was the victim of ransomware... I fucking trip putting my pants on (it was late) and smack my face on my damn “hovering bed” and at this point I’m fucking pissed.... I get to my car and slam my fucking foot in the door causing the neighborhood dogo gang to burst out in unison. (I’d like to think they were cursing with me)

Anyways back to the story, I get there and see a Winblows login screen. Her fuck of a family member that’s YouTube computer smart put a password on the fucking machine and didn’t bother about telling her. I love my (l)users.